National Registry of White Males

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Statistically speaking, white men pose the greatest threat to domestic security for all American Citizens. Do your Civic Duty and Register. Let's work together to Help Keep America Safe.

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Email *

Name *

Ethnicity *

White

Light skinned Person of Color that is occasionally afforded white male privilege

Gender *

Male

Male identifying person occasionally afforded white male privilege

Sexual Orientation *

Straight

LGBTQ, occasionally afforded benefits of white male privilege

Nationality *

American (please attach copy of birth certificate, current passport, and state issued Driver's license)

Foreign-born, but still afforded white male privilege

Socio-economic Status *

I live below the Federal Poverty Level (annual income < $23,050)

I am Working/Blue Collar Class (annual income between $23,050 and $32,500)

I am Middle Class (annual income between $32,500 and $60,000)

I am Upper Middle Class (annual income > $60,000 but < $150,000 a year)

I am part of the 5% (annual income > $150,000, but < $250,000)

I am part of the 1% (annual income > $250,000)***

***You will definitely be hearing from us.

Address

City, State, Zip

Check all that apply: In the past year I have... *

made a derogatory* comment about a marginalized** group to another white male

made a derogatory* comment to a marginalized** group or individual directly

remained silent when another white man made a derogatory* comment about a marginalized** group or person

endorsed publicly or privately a Presidential candidate that has made derogatory* comments about many marginalized** groups and individuals

interrupted a non white male while they were speaking to tell them how they should think, feel, act or respond to a situation

committed a hate crime such as a rape, racially or sexually motivated murder, commited a mass shooting in the name of my ethnicity, nationality, or gender, or created media (either digital or analog) that was racist, sexist, homophobic or nationalist in nature

consciously or unconsciously benefitted from my white male status (you should definitely check this box)

Required

*derogatory comments include sexual and racial slurs, sexual harassment, stereotyped comments about a group of people, off color jokes, 'locker room banter', etc...

**marginalized groups and individuals include Women, People of Color, Immigrants (naturalized or not), Members of the LGBTQ community, Persons with Disabilities (physical or otherwise), the Working Class, People living in poverty, etc...

Do you believe all people are created equal? *

Yes

Would you trade your race and gender identity with that of someone from a marginalized group? *

Yes

Do you own any firearms? (please attach notarized copies of the licenses for said firearms) *

Yes

List any and all reasons you feel you specifically are NOT a threat to the security of American citizens. (This may or may not be read.) *

In compliance with the California Online Privacy Protection Act (CalOPPA, Cal. Bus. & Prof. Code Sections 22575-22579)

The National Registry of White Males (NRWM) is a satirical art project challenging the concept of discrimination against an entire subset of the population based on the actions of a few. It takes as its starting point the Muslim registry proposed by the Trump administration, but replaces that population with the demographic that experiences the least amount of societal oppression in the United States: affluent, white, straight men.

It is not a real registry. No one from the NRWM is actually ‘coming for you’. We should be the least of your concerns. Truly.

None of the information voluntarily given to this website will be sold to any external party, nor used for commercial purposes. This is probably one of the few places on the internet where that happens to be true.

All personal info including full legal names, emails and street addresses are of no actual interest to the creator of this project, and will not be used for any purpose. Any real street addresses entered into the form will be deleted upon download. Additionally, the form’s submissions are downloaded and wiped weekly to avoid potential breaches in security.

On a related note, you should probably not be giving your home address to random strangers on the internet. :)

A copy of your responses will be emailed to the address you provided.

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