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Three Nick Nowak Mysteries (Boystown #1)
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2 stars. Review completed September 1, 2014
That's Nick. Always prepared (I'm not talking about protection).
First off I'd like to say that I've read and enjoyed gay fiction before. Although considering my rating, you can guess that Boystown and the infamous Nick Nowak weren't my cup of tea. I'm so friggin' peeved right now, mainly because I've read tons of mediocre or really, really crappy books this year and good ole Nick pushed me into yet another friggin' book funk. It. Sucks. Big. Time. I dislike Nick very much. First thing I thought after finishing this book was "I need a break. What the fuck am I doing on this site?" People are gushing over books left and right and I can't seem to choose a great book lately. Do I have such high standards? I don't think so. Isn't it ridiculous that reading a few bad books in a row can influence my life so substantially?
Friendly warning
I will drop the F-bomb. Repeatedly. What I will say is this: apologies to everyone who feels offended by my language. Don't take it personally because I really, really, really need to vent.
The sex in Boystown is beyond bad. Man sees other man. Unpacks his dick. Compares the two dicks. Longer, shorter, curvier, pinker. (Ja, ja, aus würds mi interessiere wär vo dene z'dünnere Wienerli het). You don't need to compare a dick, you need to know how to use it (don't bother, that's not the translation of my Swiss German). Sorry, I got side-tracked. Lubes up dick and hole. Sticks dick in hole. Push, push, push. Groan. Pulls out (sometimes not). Jerks off. Jizz splatters on chest or over hand. Or on a wall. Whatever. Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat. Rinse repeat, etc. In between a couple BJs. Pathetic is what I call that.
You know what's actually really sad is the fact that the writing was good. But Nick ruined every-f@cking-thing. And somewhere along the way I got really bored due to the story lines which didn't engage me at all. Plus, once in a while I had to check my toes because I was afraid they would suffer from frostbite due to the freezing atmosphere of Boystown. Detached asshole meets reader on the verge of book funk and pushes her over the edge right into a f@cking black hole of misery. Excuse me while I'm having a little emotion here.
So, yeah, I think I'm entitled to this...
Anyway, let me get down to business.
I understand that this series is set in the early 80s, thus a whole lotta f@cking without protection. Ok, I get that. I suppose Nick is going to lose a few of his former fucks to AIDS over the next few years. Nick's need to staying closeted for his entire life…ok, I get that too (again, the 80s thingie). Hmm…probably not. Keep on reading and you'll know why I didn't get it.
But then when his (view spoiler) Granted, Nick was afraid of losing his existence. After all, he'd been a gay police officer during the 80s. I kinda get that too. On second thought: Nope, I don't get it. Nick (view spoiler) My opinion has been reinforced because I just read a collection of poetry whose subject matter is pretty much ugly and terrifying and compared to what other people are suffering in this world, (view spoiler) is a very small issue.
Don't mind my crazy musings, though. It's all about venting, right? Ok, he (view spoiler) and started his PI business and cut out his heart and acted like a cold, heartless, and unemotional bastard. After all, the poor sod had to protect hisnon-existent feelings. He's doing his PI work, is getting harassed by his former police coworkers and his 'dear' family members and starts having random hook-ups; lots of random hook-ups, that is. When he feels an itch then he needs someone to scratch it. I mean…yeah, let's f@ck, shall we? Pffftt. No biggie. No, scratch that. It is a big deal to me. I ended up f@cking annoyed! He sees a guy and f@cks him. And then what peeved me so damn much is the fact that he has such f@cking high standards when it comes to receiving BJs. He has no patience for men who are too reluctant. Mind you, he expects to be sucked off throughly and deep-throated, but here's the big deal: Nick gives really crappy head himself and he's aware of that minor detail! Cut down your standards, you moron! You don't have any business to expect anything special if you can't return the favor! Geez, I need a breather otherwise I'm going to combust!
The sex in this story must have been among the worst I've read in a darn long time. No chemistry. Nada. Zilch. It was terribly clinical and mechanical. Again, I don't mind random hook-ups IF THERE IS CHEMISTRY BETWEEN TWO INDIVIDUALS. Sex without love works just fine for me. In this story, however, there is so much terribly bad sex that provoked this kind of thought from me: Not even halfway through the book, I couldn't give a f@ck about it anymore.
Maybe it's time to point out that I read the entire book. After so many DNFs it's worth mentioning.
The personal highlight must have been at 51 %. Yikes. Let's have a little party, shall we? (view spoiler) Jesus Christ on a friggin' crutch! Spare me please.
Also, what I've noticed is that Nick is unethical and immoral when it comes to his work technique. Anything to solve a case, right? I mean…yeah…f@ck this shit, Nick can f@ck anyone who walks on two legs, whether this person is a (view spoiler) or whatever. Oh, and it's always nice to have a little bit of meat on the side, just to keep you warm during the dark nights. Did you hear my sarcasm? To make matters worse, Nick also came off as somewhat incompetent. And why was it necessary to mention in every mystery that Nick is six-foot three and weighs a steady two-ten? BTW, the moustache didn't influence my rating but I sure as heck had to wipe it off my memory because, honestly, some men rock beards big time (which is fine by me) but a moustache is definitely a big fat no-go.
During the last few pages of Boystown I was like…"I can't even…" One of the biggest pet peeves ever. (view spoiler) Nice ride. Not. Don't get me wrong, I could practically smell that would happen eventually but that doesn't mean that I have to like it!
Best thing about the book? Nick acknowledging that he's an asshole. Isn't there a saying about acceptance is the first step toward change? Happy redeeming journey, Nick, but most probably without me. Bottom line, when I can't give a flying f@ck about the main protagonist then it's a lost cause. I hope Nick is going to choke on his next dick.
Rant over.
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That's Nick. Always prepared (I'm not talking about protection).
First off I'd like to say that I've read and enjoyed gay fiction before. Although considering my rating, you can guess that Boystown and the infamous Nick Nowak weren't my cup of tea. I'm so friggin' peeved right now, mainly because I've read tons of mediocre or really, really crappy books this year and good ole Nick pushed me into yet another friggin' book funk. It. Sucks. Big. Time. I dislike Nick very much. First thing I thought after finishing this book was "I need a break. What the fuck am I doing on this site?" People are gushing over books left and right and I can't seem to choose a great book lately. Do I have such high standards? I don't think so. Isn't it ridiculous that reading a few bad books in a row can influence my life so substantially?
Friendly warning
I will drop the F-bomb. Repeatedly. What I will say is this: apologies to everyone who feels offended by my language. Don't take it personally because I really, really, really need to vent.
The sex in Boystown is beyond bad. Man sees other man. Unpacks his dick. Compares the two dicks. Longer, shorter, curvier, pinker. (Ja, ja, aus würds mi interessiere wär vo dene z'dünnere Wienerli het). You don't need to compare a dick, you need to know how to use it (don't bother, that's not the translation of my Swiss German). Sorry, I got side-tracked. Lubes up dick and hole. Sticks dick in hole. Push, push, push. Groan. Pulls out (sometimes not). Jerks off. Jizz splatters on chest or over hand. Or on a wall. Whatever. Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat. Rinse repeat, etc. In between a couple BJs. Pathetic is what I call that.
You know what's actually really sad is the fact that the writing was good. But Nick ruined every-f@cking-thing. And somewhere along the way I got really bored due to the story lines which didn't engage me at all. Plus, once in a while I had to check my toes because I was afraid they would suffer from frostbite due to the freezing atmosphere of Boystown. Detached asshole meets reader on the verge of book funk and pushes her over the edge right into a f@cking black hole of misery. Excuse me while I'm having a little emotion here.
So, yeah, I think I'm entitled to this...
Anyway, let me get down to business.
I understand that this series is set in the early 80s, thus a whole lotta f@cking without protection. Ok, I get that. I suppose Nick is going to lose a few of his former fucks to AIDS over the next few years. Nick's need to staying closeted for his entire life…ok, I get that too (again, the 80s thingie). Hmm…probably not. Keep on reading and you'll know why I didn't get it.
But then when his (view spoiler) Granted, Nick was afraid of losing his existence. After all, he'd been a gay police officer during the 80s. I kinda get that too. On second thought: Nope, I don't get it. Nick (view spoiler) My opinion has been reinforced because I just read a collection of poetry whose subject matter is pretty much ugly and terrifying and compared to what other people are suffering in this world, (view spoiler) is a very small issue.
Don't mind my crazy musings, though. It's all about venting, right? Ok, he (view spoiler) and started his PI business and cut out his heart and acted like a cold, heartless, and unemotional bastard. After all, the poor sod had to protect his
The sex in this story must have been among the worst I've read in a darn long time. No chemistry. Nada. Zilch. It was terribly clinical and mechanical. Again, I don't mind random hook-ups IF THERE IS CHEMISTRY BETWEEN TWO INDIVIDUALS. Sex without love works just fine for me. In this story, however, there is so much terribly bad sex that provoked this kind of thought from me: Not even halfway through the book, I couldn't give a f@ck about it anymore.
Maybe it's time to point out that I read the entire book. After so many DNFs it's worth mentioning.
The personal highlight must have been at 51 %. Yikes. Let's have a little party, shall we? (view spoiler) Jesus Christ on a friggin' crutch! Spare me please.
Also, what I've noticed is that Nick is unethical and immoral when it comes to his work technique. Anything to solve a case, right? I mean…yeah…f@ck this shit, Nick can f@ck anyone who walks on two legs, whether this person is a (view spoiler) or whatever. Oh, and it's always nice to have a little bit of meat on the side, just to keep you warm during the dark nights. Did you hear my sarcasm? To make matters worse, Nick also came off as somewhat incompetent. And why was it necessary to mention in every mystery that Nick is six-foot three and weighs a steady two-ten? BTW, the moustache didn't influence my rating but I sure as heck had to wipe it off my memory because, honestly, some men rock beards big time (which is fine by me) but a moustache is definitely a big fat no-go.
During the last few pages of Boystown I was like…"I can't even…" One of the biggest pet peeves ever. (view spoiler) Nice ride. Not. Don't get me wrong, I could practically smell that would happen eventually but that doesn't mean that I have to like it!
Best thing about the book? Nick acknowledging that he's an asshole. Isn't there a saying about acceptance is the first step toward change? Happy redeeming journey, Nick, but most probably without me. Bottom line, when I can't give a flying f@ck about the main protagonist then it's a lost cause. I hope Nick is going to choke on his next dick.
Rant over.
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Reading Progress
June 4, 2014
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to-read
June 4, 2014
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August 28, 2014
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Started Reading
August 29, 2014
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25.0%
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Is Nick always such a cold and unemotional bastard? I also think he's somewhat incompetent."
Is Nick always such a cold and unemotional bastard? I also think he's somewhat incompetent."
August 29, 2014
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53.0%
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I don't like Nick. Yes, I'm aware it's not romance. I've read and enjoyed gay fiction before but this book is not my cuppa. Blech.
@51% What in the ever lovin' fuck?? Yep, let's get high and have a nice XXXXXX! NOT. Geez..."
I don't like Nick. Yes, I'm aware it's not romance. I've read and enjoyed gay fiction before but this book is not my cuppa. Blech.
@51% What in the ever lovin' fuck?? Yep, let's get high and have a nice XXXXXX! NOT. Geez..."
August 30, 2014
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100.0%
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Congrats, Baba, you did it. I'm so peeved right now. It might be best to quit here or should I skip a few books and resume reading at a (hopefully) better place?"
Congrats, Baba, you did it. I'm so peeved right now. It might be best to quit here or should I skip a few books and resume reading at a (hopefully) better place?"
August 30, 2014
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Finished Reading
August 31, 2014
– Shelved as:
gay-fiction
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Aug 28, 2014 09:59AM
Been wanting to read this one. I hope you like it!
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Oh, Baba, I hope it's not heading to a DNF...
You need to know the first was the least good of the series!
It's get better, and better, and BETTER!
But I won't push ;)
You need to know the first was the least good of the series!
It's get better, and better, and BETTER!
But I won't push ;)
Alona wrote: "Oh, Baba, I hope it's not heading to a DNF...
You need to know the first was the least good of the series!
It's get better, and better, and BETTER!
But I won't push ;)"
I hope to finish it tomorrow, Alona. I'm halfway through now but I don't know if I'll keep on reading this series. The books are expensive and I don't enjoy it.
You need to know the first was the least good of the series!
It's get better, and better, and BETTER!
But I won't push ;)"
I hope to finish it tomorrow, Alona. I'm halfway through now but I don't know if I'll keep on reading this series. The books are expensive and I don't enjoy it.
Baba ♥♥♥ Tyler, Marcus, Archer, Dean, Adrian, Dan & Hunter wrote: "Alona wrote: "Oh, Baba, I hope it's not heading to a DNF...
You need to know the first was the least good of the series!
It's get better, and better, and BETTER!
But I won't push ;)"
I hope to fin..."
I understand dear.
:((
You need to know the first was the least good of the series!
It's get better, and better, and BETTER!
But I won't push ;)"
I hope to fin..."
I understand dear.
:((
Alona wrote: "Baba ♥♥♥ Tyler, Marcus, Archer, Dean, Adrian, Dan & Hunter wrote: "Alona wrote: "Oh, Baba, I hope it's not heading to a DNF...
You need to know the first was the least good of the series!
It's get..."
Bummer. :(
You need to know the first was the least good of the series!
It's get..."
Bummer. :(
That was the warm up??
Well, you know we highly disagree on that one, but your review ix hilarious and your first gif is very true to Nick.
I can also tell you, that your wish for Nick to choke on his next dick is answered in some way.
I disliked him for the first couple of books aswell but fell for him along the way.
By the way, "Shtump" is sort of "keep my mouth shut" in Yidish ;)
I hope your next book will be a bomb!!
Well, you know we highly disagree on that one, but your review ix hilarious and your first gif is very true to Nick.
I can also tell you, that your wish for Nick to choke on his next dick is answered in some way.
I disliked him for the first couple of books aswell but fell for him along the way.
By the way, "Shtump" is sort of "keep my mouth shut" in Yidish ;)
I hope your next book will be a bomb!!
try reading oe of your favorite books , Baba, to get you out of the "dark"....that always works for me ^^
"chocking on his next dick" - that's funny as hell :))))
"chocking on his next dick" - that's funny as hell :))))
Aww, I'm so sorry that this was terrible for you! I think it's easy for books to have a profound effect on us because we're spending time getting emotionally invested and such! Hopefully your next read can get you out of your black hole! ♥
Oh, Baba! So sorry it not only didn't work for you but also made you feel so stressed. This is why I'm always comprehensive about recommending books to others. Even the favourites. Hope you find something suitable to read next that will cheer you up! *Hugs*
Baba-- you made some really valid points. I loved these books but looked at them with a totally different perspective --this was the early 80's and was actually an accurate account of the times--glad you have it a try
As always I love your detailed review (rant) Baba! I am sorry this didnt work for you. I sooo hope u find a perfect read soon cz I totally understand the kind of funk a series of bad books can bring...*shudders*
Leslie wrote: "Girl, when I laugh out loud and scare my dog, it's worth mentioning. ;)"
Lol Thanks, Leslie. :)
Lol Thanks, Leslie. :)
Jessi wrote: "Great review so far! Sorry it fell short :("
Thanks, Jessi. I guess that's the story of my (book) life at the moment. :/
Thanks, Jessi. I guess that's the story of my (book) life at the moment. :/
Alona wrote: "That was the warm up??
Well, you know we highly disagree on that one, but your review ix hilarious and your first gif is very true to Nick.
I can also tell you, that your wish for Nick to choke on ..."
Yes, that was the warm up. The full rant is up now.
I know we have to disagree on this book, Alona, which is fine. We can't all love the same books. Thanks for enlightening me regarding "shtump".
Happy reading to you, Alona! :)
Well, you know we highly disagree on that one, but your review ix hilarious and your first gif is very true to Nick.
I can also tell you, that your wish for Nick to choke on ..."
Yes, that was the warm up. The full rant is up now.
I know we have to disagree on this book, Alona, which is fine. We can't all love the same books. Thanks for enlightening me regarding "shtump".
Happy reading to you, Alona! :)
Lady Vigilante (Feifei) wrote: "
Hilarious review so far Baba! Sorry this was another bust though! :/"
Lol Your gif made me smile, Feifei. Thanks. :)
Hilarious review so far Baba! Sorry this was another bust though! :/"
Lol Your gif made me smile, Feifei. Thanks. :)
♥~♥Geri ~ the HEA junkie ♥~♥ wrote: "OMG! I love the hissy fit gif!! Sorry though, Baba."
Thanks, Geri. :)
Thanks, Geri. :)
inume27 wrote: "try reading oe of your favorite books , Baba, to get you out of the "dark"....that always works for me ^^
"chocking on his next dick" - that's funny as hell :))))"
Thanks, inume. Maybe I'll consider that later on. :)
"chocking on his next dick" - that's funny as hell :))))"
Thanks, inume. Maybe I'll consider that later on. :)
Penelope wrote: "Aww, I'm so sorry that this was terrible for you! I think it's easy for books to have a profound effect on us because we're spending time getting emotionally invested and such! Hopefully your next ..."
I hope so too, Penelope! Thank you. :)
I hope so too, Penelope! Thank you. :)
♥Rachel♥ wrote: "Sorry to see you have another let down, Baba! :( Looking forward to your final review."
Thanks, Rachel. :)
Thanks, Rachel. :)
Pavlina loves Dex ❤❤ wrote: "Lol :))Funny review so far!!Can't wait for your full review hun :)"
Thanks, hon. :) xxx
Thanks, hon. :) xxx
Irina wrote: "Oh, Baba! So sorry it not only didn't work for you but also made you feel so stressed. This is why I'm always comprehensive about recommending books to others. Even the favourites. Hope you find so..."
Thanks, Irina. I'm not a huge fan of dishing out recs either. It sucks when I steer readers wrong but on the other hand we're not psychic. We just don't know if a book is going to work out. :)
Thanks, Irina. I'm not a huge fan of dishing out recs either. It sucks when I steer readers wrong but on the other hand we're not psychic. We just don't know if a book is going to work out. :)
Joy wrote: "Baba-- you made some really valid points. I loved these books but looked at them with a totally different perspective --this was the early 80's and was actually an accurate account of the times--gl..."
Thanks, Joy. I'm glad you enjoyed this series! :)
Thanks, Joy. I'm glad you enjoyed this series! :)
Ije the Devourer of Books wrote: "Great review! Although I do like this series myself :)"
Yup, I know, Ije! Thank you. :)
Yup, I know, Ije! Thank you. :)
Supreet wrote: "As always I love your detailed review (rant) Baba! I am sorry this didnt work for you. I sooo hope u find a perfect read soon cz I totally understand the kind of funk a series of bad books can brin..."
Thanks, Supreet. Yeah, being in a book funk sucks big time! :/
Thanks, Supreet. Yeah, being in a book funk sucks big time! :/
Whoa. Lady B, you let this book have it. I'm sorry it didn't work for you. I seriously hope the next book is better for you. Great review.
I can't say "I don't like it" when even Marshall Thornton himself liked it! :) But I'm UPSET though not very surprised, Baba! :) (view spoiler)
SheReadsALot wrote: "Whoa. Lady B, you let this book have it. I'm sorry it didn't work for you. I seriously hope the next book is better for you. Great review."
Yeah, I was so pissed. :(
Thanks, Lady S. :)
Yeah, I was so pissed. :(
Thanks, Lady S. :)
Christine The Dark Romance Junkie *Mafia Princess* wrote: "Oh boo :( sorry it was a baddy Baba! Hopefully the next one makes you forget ;)"
Thanks, Christine. I'm back in a good place. :)
Thanks, Christine. I'm back in a good place. :)
Lena♥Ribka wrote: "I can't say "I don't like it" when even Marshall Thornton himself liked it! :) But I'm UPSET though not very surprised, Baba! :) [spoilers removed]"
Don't be upset, Lena. Such is life. :)
I'd say if (view spoiler) That was real crappy of Nick.
Don't be upset, Lena. Such is life. :)
I'd say if (view spoiler) That was real crappy of Nick.