“Donald Trump Is Completely Fucking Nuts” – Kim Jong-un
THE leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea, Kim Jong-un has gone on record to express his concern for the American electorate stating that prospective Republican candidate Donald Trump is “completely fucking nuts”.
“Holy shit, have you heard the stuff this guy comes out with?” Kim Jong-un said in a TV address to the people of North Korea, “he’s like insulted the Mexican, Black, Asian, Irish and Italian communities in almost every speech. Plus, the dude totally cannot take a joke,” the Supreme Leader added.
Trump’s support in his bid for the Republican presidential nomination has swelled off the back of several frankly insane public appearances and remarks, with his last televised speech, which he opened with “fuck you America”, proving to be his most popular yet with an enraptured crowd hollering and cheering on Trump.
Such was Jong-un’s concern for the people of America, the despot sent an email to the UN which raised some serious concerns. “Guys, I know you’ll call me a worrier, but is there like a real chance this guy will get elected? He’s completely fucking nuts, and seriously, I know nuts when I see it”.
“There’s a parallel with his polling numbers alright, the more racist he gets, the more popular he seems to be,” political commentator Ezra Klein told WWN.
Trump’s rise in the polls has seen the Obama administration begin to hide all of America nuclear warheads, so that in the event of Trump coming to power, pressing the big red button will simply result in some helium balloons with ‘yay you’re the best Donald’ emblazoned on them being released from the ceiling of the Oval Office.
Detractors of the billionaire have noted that Trump has been divorced 4 times, 3 times from his former wives and late last year he was also granted a divorce from reality.
Jong-un signed off his address to the North Korean people with a lament, in which he hoped Trump’s presidential bid would falter as “there is a real danger America will get the leader it deserves”.