I wanted to tone things down a bit and post something fun for my last submission of the month. I've been focused on a lot of really heavy stuff for a while between my book, answers around the growing insurgencies around the world and even helping a Ukrainian friend and conscript stay alive in the event of a Russian invasion. I've had an interesting month, but I wanted to give my followers something to enjoy that I wrote a while back. This was one of the very first things I became popular for and has been the inspiration for many other works of mine since. A question was asked that could be paraphrased, "If Cinderella's castle were a real castle, how would you defeat it in a siege? My answer focuses on satirical hypothetical battle between the United States Marines and the defenders of the Magic Kingdom. It gave me some credibility and focused attention toward many of my other more popular answers on military subjects that were more serious in nature. Along with that, it made me internet famous for about a month. I wanted to share it will all of my patrons, my most appreciated fans. Hope you enjoy. You can find the original here on Quora: http://www.quora.com/Military-Strategy/What-are-the-optimal-siege-tactics-for-taking-Magic-Kingdoms-Cinderella-Castle/answer/Jon-Davis-10