Canadian Dentist Plans to Clone John Lennon and Raise Him As His Son

You know that saying, “lightning never strikes twice”? Someone should inform Canadian dentist Michael Zuk, who intends to clone John Lennon and raise him as his son.

Zuk purchased Lennon’s rotten molar with plans to extract his DNA from it so he can clone him. This plan originally came to light a year and a half ago, and Zuk recently announced he still intends to clone him when the technology is advanced enough. Zuk believes that Lennon’s DNA would be worth millions and that he can bring his plans to fruition. 

Zuk thinks he will raise the baby Lennon as his son, get him guitar lessons, and mold him into the Lennon that Zuk believes he should have been. He claims, “he would still be his exact duplicate but you know, hopefully keep him away from drugs and cigarettes, that kind of thing.” 

Can you imagine the disasterous outcomes of this? What if little Lennon ruins big Lennon’s legacy? What if little Lennon, unable to handle the pressure, comes to an equally untimely demise as big Lennon? What if little Lennon likes electronic music and hates hippies?

Imagine all the Lennons…

-Brittney Borruso www.facebook.com/rockstella

[via Consequence of Sound]