50 Unretouched Sex Positions for Real People
We've heard your cries for more realistic sex positions and here they are. Real sex positions. Modeled by real people. Completely unretouched. You're welcome.
We've heard your cries for more realistic sex positions. So here they are. Real sex positions. Modeled by real people. Completely unretouched. We're calling it Fifty Shades of Missionary. You're welcome.
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Arms-Straight Missionary
He straightens his arms for more powerful thrusting.
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Arms-Bent Missionary
Your stomachs make awkward, sweaty, farting noises as they rub together.
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Starfish Missionary
Lie on your back with your arms and legs spread out like, well, a starfish.
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Reverse-Starfish Missionary
Put your legs together while he starfishes on top of you.
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Shirts-No-Pants Missionary
You both keep your tops on because neither of you really feels like being shirtless right now.
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Hand-on-Boob Missionary
Have your guy transfer his weight to one hand while he gently cups your breast with his other hand. Nice.
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Hand-on-Other-Boob Missionary
Now the other breast, so it doesn't get jealous.
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Socks-On Missionary
Because his feet get cold.
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Mall-Photo-Studio Missionary
Assume matching Sears Portrait Studio poses. Smile!
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Under-the-Covers Missionary
If the blanket were a person, this would totally be a three-way.
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On-Top-of-the-Covers Missionary
Because you just put clean sheets on the bed.
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Beside-the-Covers Missionary
Because you haven't made the bed in days.
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Lights-Off Missionary
Turn off light. Commence with awkward fondling.
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Jazz-Hands Missionary
Spice things up with ~*SpIrIt FiNgErS*~.
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Angry Missionary
Accuse him of not being committed to the relationship and then bring up those dirty dishes still in the sink from yesterday.
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Make-Up Missionary
You both say you're sorry and hug each other.
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Too-Tired-to-Finish Missionary
Halfway through, he falls asleep. You try to push him off you, but he's too heavy. You give up and wait for him to roll over on his own. You wonder if that crack in the ceiling was always there or if it's something to be concerned about.
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Intense-Connection Missionary
Holding hands and eye contact. At. The. Same. Time.
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No-Connection Missionary
No eye contact. No hand-holding. Just gettin' it done. 30 seconds max.
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Nice-to-Meet-You Missionary
Pretend you are meeting for the first time. Say hello. Shake hands. Pretend nothing is going on downstairs.
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