Utter utter shit. an endless ipad advert
List by Orange Warrior
2014 Worst / Most Disappointing Films
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Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 2014
It takes some going to make Eva Green's naked body boring.
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Noah 2014
Cracking first half, even with the Rock Angels, but the interminable 3rd act soured any buoyant goodwill.
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Transcendence 2014
Wally Pfister, we were counting on you! This mid-90s level effort was not what we were hoping for.
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The Zero Theorem 2013
Gilliam's return to "Brazil" style fare was sadly lacking and seemingly confused
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The Signal 2014
Looks very pretty but has a plot thinner than gossamer. All show no tell.
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The Raid 2 2014
The fights are amazing, the endless scenes of "world building" in between ruin any pace, making a pale sibling of the original Raid.
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The Monuments Men 2014
Just kind of "meh" really, which given the cast and talent, shouldn't have been the response
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Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014
I don't even have the energy to get irate at these movies any more. Congratulations Michael Bay, you have made me resent a thing i loved.