Bizarre Philadelphia ‘Cheese Pervert’ Requires Swiss Cheese To Orgasm, Says Kraft Cheese Spread Not Good Enough

The "Swiss Cheese Pervert," a 40-year-old man from Philadelphia, has been driving around the Mayfair area exposing his private parts and asking random women to help him to orgasm using slices of Swiss Cheese.

The man, labeled "Swiss Cheese Pervert" by the media, has been offering to pay women to perform various sexual acts on him using cheese.

Mayfair Town Watch has recently posted a warning on its Facebook page regarding the infamous "Swiss Cheese Pervert" and his unusual requests. According to Philadelphia Police, the department's Special Victims Unit is looking into the bizarre case.

"I understand that people may think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter. We've had a couple individuals reach out to us. We're taking this matter very seriously, and we're working vigorously with police to get this guy off the streets," Senior Adviser Milt Martelack of the Town Watch told Philadelphia Daily News.

The infamous Swiss Cheese Pervert's real name remains unknown but witnesses describe him as a white, heavyset man in his 40s drives a black or silver sedan.

While the unusual case may have shocked most people, Bridesburg native Gabby Chest was not surprised and recognized the bizarre fetish right away.

Chest explained that around four years ago, when she was 19, she created a profile on the dating website "OkCupid." Days later she received a request from a "really strange guy," adding: "He said he was looking for someone to perform masturbation on him with cheese. He kept saying how strong his urges were and how desperate he was to find someone to help him with them. There's no doubt it was him; it looked exactly like the picture on his profile. I was scared and shocked. I never thought the guys you see on those sites would be so close to me."

The man, who used the alias "Chris," told Chest that he has been struggling to find women and start relationships because he was overweight and not attractive.

"Chris" told her, "So I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges. I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. Thus I started having sex with cheese."

Another woman also received messages from "Chris," who explained his bizarre preference in more detail: "I tried many different kinds of cheese, like American, Provolone, chez whiz, jack, and cheddar, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis."

It seemed that "Chris" prefers sex with the dairy product over traditional sex, adding on a positive note that "I am lucky I never became a rapist." 

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