Hi! I’m Wil Wheaton, and my birthday is July 29th.

I can think of no better birthday gift than for my birthday to be known as Don’t Be A Dick Day.

I believe in you, Internet. I know you can make this happen.

The Official Don’t Be A Dick Day FAQ:

Q: How do I celebrate Don’t Be A Dick Day?

A: Don’t be a dick!

Q: How do I know if I’m being a dick?

A: Refer to this simple chart, which has been created at great time and expense:

Thank you! Have a great Don’t Be A Dick Day!

Remember: Your Friend Wil Declares, “Don’t Be A Dick!”

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