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For when you committed the ultimate act of betrayal:
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A stack of these very important coupons:
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Because sometimes they need a reminder:
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The best kind of invitation:
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For inducing the least amount of texting anxiety possible:
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To calm their overactive mind:
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For not downplaying what they're going through:
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Because real surprises actually SUCK:
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Some brutally honest condolences:
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For the days they need to take care of themselves:
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Because anxiety + the phone = THE WORST:
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For when they feel like a fuck-up, even if you know they aren't:
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For showing how much you appreciate their trust and vulnerability:
