2.
A shower curtain...of all things.
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Finally, they say how everyone feels when trying to assemble an Ikea wardrobe.
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What happens when someone urinates on your stuff and you can't get the smell out.
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I'd never once thought of my cookware as sexy, but now I'm having very weird thoughts.
9.
Well, this is what wine does to me.
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One letter away from "God moron."
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This was a real thing.
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You're a real asshole, you know that, blue microwave lid?
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And you, desk, are a real meanie, too.
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But you, lamp, on the other hand....I feel very good about you.
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This would be highly offensive if you lived on the Battlestar Galactica.
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Kokosnot: A very bizarre bodily fluid?
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Another word for your ex-boyfriend.
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Guess we're back in the '90s now. NOT!
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Bum hangers. Heheheheheh.
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Maybe it's because this is a product for children. And children are usually the source of all blame.
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If you're going to do this, you might as well just name this quilt BADASS. That'd be cool, actually.
