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Sometimes it hurts. Let's just get that out of the way.
3.
Sometimes you're not sure if it hurts or if it feels really good.
4.
Porn stars make anal look easy but you know for a fact it isn't.
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In fact anal sex is a lot of fucking effort.
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You've probably got your own little anal kit.
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Sometimes you think you're ready and then it goes in and there's a sharp intake of breath and you've got to tell the geezer to get it out now.
8.
You know there's nothing worse than someone who just doesn't know what they're doing with their dick.
9.
You've had to make the decision of whether you're going to eat something heavy or have a dick in your butt.
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You've had that heart-stopping moment when they pull out and you're praying to god you haven't left an unwanted present on their bellend.
11.
Even if you're an anal pro, you still get worried about having an "accident".
12.
After you've had a dick in your butt, your legs feel a bit weak.
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But you know it's been totally worth it because the sex was that damn good.
14.
Anal sex gets so good, you start daydreaming about it when you've got nothing better to do.
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There are times you're just really in the mood to have a dick in your butt.
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But sometimes you can think of nothing worse.
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You get pissed off when people don't give you the appropriate credit.
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You sometimes feel a bit accomplished afterwards.
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Sometimes the effort of anal sex just isn't worth it.
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But then you remember how many times it's felt so good that you just can't help but do it again.
