I'd assumed that the banana's protective case would give it some semblance of stability, but I noticed that the one I bought last Friday had a slight bend when I took it out of my pocket this morning. Yes, true, bananas have a natural curve — but you shouldn't be able to bend them further on your own. (Interestingly, I was unable to bend an orange, so not all fruits seem to have this problem.)

Can Chiquita survive a controversy of this magnitude?