1. They made it on the map, anyway.
2. Pretty sure that's not what they meant when they said "You can park it anywhere."
3. Points for participation?
4. We can grade this one on a curve.
5. Here, let us help you with that.
6. There is such a thing as too many options.
7. Classic country.
8. Easy fix, driver.
9. Stand aside — this person is a professional.
10. And finally, two wrongs do not make a right.
