Which Emma Would You Choose?

There's three front-runners to pick from, each of them highly plowable, but you can only have one! Which one would you pick and why? It's like shag, marry, kill, but without the death and marriage.

Mocking the hipster is something that absolutely everyone can get behind. Nobody likes hipsters, not even hipsters. They're like nazis or zombies.

Isn't it weird the effect that political leaders have over young females? At least thereare no cigars involved yet, or maybe that's reserved for Presidents?

Have you ever wondered who and what the CEO of Firefox looks like? It's a question that plagues us all eventually. Well finally he's been revealed and it's good to see he's repping the fox look. Foxy!

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.

I'm not sure what exactly is going on here and I'm not sure I want to either.

Even eldritch witch-kings need to poop every once in a while. Not something you'll see in the films, but it had to happen at some point, right?

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

America's biggest head-honcho shows us his more classical side in this stunning self-portrait.

This picture pretty much sums up what a god on earth Charlie Big Sheen is right now. The one thing that's missing though is the unicorn horn on his forehead. Cos we all know he has unicorn blood, right?

Feeling like you can't act correctly in certain situations? Don't worry! Meet the Antartic advice animal who's here to remind just how awkward your life truly is!