Political Science Major Starts Talking Without Knowing Where He’s Going With This

Still whirling from a continuous volley of syllables, local PoliSci Michael Hopple recoups from having started talking without any sort of plan. “I just went for it, you know?” comments Michael, who spent a shocking one and a half minutes talking to his friend, Harry Kramlig, despite never really knowing what he was saying. When questioned, Harry reports that they were discussing the United States involvement overseas, when Michael began his daring feat. “It was kind of like he threw up half a CNN article, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t impressed by the effort.” Michael reportedly made a full recovery from the situation, sticking the dismount with a pro-American stance, using just enough buzzwords to feel on topic.