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Todo mundo conhece a escala de alinhamento moral, né? Você pode ter "bondade legítima" ou "maldade caótica" e assim por diante. Mas qual é seu alinhamento moral sexual?

Você é um(a) apaixonado(a) legítimo(a), um(a) excitado(a) caótico(a) ou outra coisa na cama?

Are You Lawful Passionate, Chaotic Horny, Or Something Else In The Bedroom?

What's Your Sexual Moral Alignment?

<p>Answer the questions as honestly as you can. Ready?</p>

You put your partner's   
needs before your own...

You're having sex but   
it's not that great...

Your partner suggests trying  
something new, but it's not  
entirely in your comfort zone...  


You're about to cum but  
your partner isn't there yet...  


You're about to go out but your  
partner suggests a quickie...  


How dominant or submissive  
are you in the bedroom?  


How do you feel about having   
sex in a place that you could   
possibly get caught?  


How important is sex  
in a relationship?  


A lawful passionate person is a gentle and romantic lover that never leaves a job half done. For them, sex is something that isn’t taken lightly. They usually prefer to have sex while in relationships, and will wait until they feel comfortable with their partner first. Although they’re mostly vanilla, a lawful passionate is usually submissive to their partner and enjoys pleasing them first over themselves. They are also sensitive to their partner’s needs, and will usually put them before their own.

Lawful passionate!

A neutral passionate person will never leave a job half done, and will always make sure both parties are receiving maximum satisfaction. They are incredibly versatile between the sheets, and are therefore neither wholly submissive or dominant, instead adapting to their partner’s role. Although a neutral passionate recognises the needs of their lover, they remain aware of their own, and will never forget to please themselves while pleasing others. Therefore, a neutral passionate views both needs as equal and never sees sex as a race that someone has to come first in, instead preferring to cross the line together.

Neutral passionate!

A chaotic passionate person is a thorough lover and one not easy to forget in the bedroom. Although they’re not entirely against a casual encounter, a chaotic passionate much prefers the comfort of having sex in a relationship, where they can combine both love and lust for a better experience. They are experimental to an extent and enjoy trying new things, but they have a line they won’t cross, and regard themselves as more vanilla with sprinkles instead of kinky. While they’re not incredibly dominant, they lead with a gentle but firm hand. A chaotic passionate always knows what they want, is very intuitive to what their partner wants, and adapts to meet both.

Chaotic passionate!

A lawful horny person loves sex and is very open when it comes to the subject. They spend a lot of time thinking about it, and lead a healthy and consistent sex life. A lawful horny person is very experimental, and chooses to live by the “I’ll try almost anything once” motto. In the bedroom, they prefer to be led and can be incredibly submissive, putting their efforts into pleasing their partner before pleasing themselves. They are good at following orders from their partner, and will intuitively react to their partner’s body and needs. Sex with a lawful horny person can be mind-blowing, and they will always put in 110% to make sure their partner doesn’t forget them in a hurry.

Lawful horny!

A neutral horny person has a high sex drive and enjoys sex in general. They are creative and spontaneous in the bedroom, neither making rules or disregarding them completely, instead preferring to simply go with the flow and see what happens. A neutral horny person is incredibly versatile and loves to switch things up to please both their partner and themselves. Their love of sex means they’ve had a lot of practice and they have a broad skill range that they can fall back on to make sex an intense and incredible experience.

Neutral horny!

A chaotic horny person can be defined by exactly what it says on the tin: chaotic and horny. In bed they are incredibly energetic and they won’t stand for lazy sex at all. They have an amazingly high sex drive and to other people it always seems like they’re constantly horny. A chaotic horny person is very confident in themselves and their sexual ability, and knows exactly what they want in the bedroom, which generally makes them more dominant. They’re always looking for new things to try between the sheets and beyond, and are also very sexually liberated. A chaotic horny person is capable of maintaining casual sexual relationships without forming deep attachments, and when they’re in a relationship, sex is one of the most important factors for them.

Chaotic horny!

Você é um(a) apaixonado(a) legítimo(a), um(a) excitado(a) caótico(a) ou outra coisa?

Qual é o seu ~alinhamento moral~ na cama?

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Are You Lawful Passionate, Chaotic Horny, Or Something Else In The Bedroom?

Everybody knows the moral alignment scale, right? You can be "lawful good" or "chaotic evil" and so on and so forth. But what's your sexual moral alignment?

Are You Lawful Passionate, Chaotic Horny, Or Something Else In The Bedroom?

Everybody knows the moral alignment scale, right? You can be "lawful good" or "chaotic evil" and so on and so forth. But what's your sexual moral alignment?

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