It's as if the Netflix Gods knew that this Monday was a particularly dumpster one, and said to themselves, Maybe we should throw everyone a bone. That bone was orange and black, and was not really a bone so much as the long-awaited OITNB season-three release date. Uzo Aduba dropped the news Beyoncé-style with an unexpected Internet bomb:
Over and out, inmates. You can now mark your calendars for what is arguably the most important event of summer. (Until July 1, that is.)
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