By now you've heard about BBNmeetup.com, the new dating website for Kentucky fans. The online dating service will go live on July 15th, but it opened today for users to begin creating their profiles.
While creating mine earlier this afternoon, which will surely get me at least half of a date, a glitch in the system gave me a sneak peek at some of my competition in the Man Seeking Woman category. And let me tell you, there are several recognizable faces looking for love around Big Blue Nation. I copied some of the profiles to share with you here on KSR tonight so you know what you're up against when the matchmaking begins in two weeks...
Joe
kentucky_joe
Occupation: Country Music Star
Age: 49
Height: 5'8
Wants Kids: No
Drinks: No
Smokes: No
Favorite UK Player: I'm a Willie Cauley-Stein man
Favorite UK Moment: When Kentucky Joe sang to Aaron Harrison outside the Craft Center
The Perfect Date Is: Kentucky Joe singing to his lady
About Me: I work for Kentucky Sports Radio with Matt Jones.
Doron
DLamb20
Occupation: Professional Basketball Player
Age: 23
Height: 6'4
Wants Kids: No
Drinks: Occasionally
Smokes: No
Favorite UK Player: Doron Lamb
Favorite UK Moment: 2012 National Championship
The Perfect Date Is: Eat with D. Lamb
About Me: Ladies if you not bringing anything to the table then I can't talk to you then Period. I don't have time for girls to be acting me for stuff and u can't help me. You can't have no car live with your mom and no money that crazy ladies. I can't talk to a girl like that im sorry. That a turn off when a girl wear to much makeup.
Jeff
GoodManForU
Occupation: ESPN Basketball Insider
Age: Private
Height: 6'3
Wants Kids: No
Drinks: Occasionally
Smokes: Other reporters in scoop
Favorite UK Player: Not Andrew Harrison
Favorite UK Moment: Losing to Wisconsin in the Final Four
The Perfect Date Is: Sitting around a box of wine in a candlelit room, critiquing Andrew Harrison and John Calipari. Preferably with Bill Self at the Peach Jam.
About Me: Sources tell me things.
Billy
BillyClyde69
Occupation: College Basketball Coach
Age: 55
Height: 5'9
Wants Kids: No
Drinks: Often
Smokes: When I'm drunk
Favorite UK Player: Mark Coury
Favorite UK Moment: Winning the Cancun Challenge, sleeping with college chicks
The Perfect Date Is: Merrick Inn
About Me: I once coached at the University of Kentucky. Now I am at Ranger Junior College in Texas. Whatever you've heard about me, it's probably true. Sorry for partying.
John
Great_American
Occupation: Kroger Courtesy Clerk
Age: Private
Height: 5'7
Wants Kids: No
Drinks: Never
Smokes: Never
Favorite UK Player: Dan Issel because he scored 53 points against Mississippi on February 7 in 1970 and then he scored 51 points on February 21, 1970.
Favorite UK Moment: Meeting Jack Givens at the KSR pregame show
The Perfect Date Is: Smashburger
About Me: I'm a conservative and my Kroger schedule is 5-10 on Saturday and 3-6 on Sunday.
Dancing Guy
Mony_Mony
Occupation: Dancer
Age: Private
Height: 5'7
Wants Kids: No
Drinks: No
Smokes: No
Favorite UK Player: Billy Idol
Favorite UK Moment: Second half TV timeouts
The Perfect Date Is: Toss and turn and feel all right
About Me: Moves like Jagger
Pat
PattyVolleyball
Occupation: Yahoo! Sports Writer, Habitual Calipari Hater
Age: Private
Height: 5'10
Wants Kids: No
Drinks: When Kentucky loses
Smokes: When Kentucky loses
Favorite UK Player: None of them
Favorite UK Moment: Every one of Calipari's losses
The Perfect Date Is: Hanging out with Rick Pitino
About Me: DTF
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